Vivacious blonde tackling the world one smutty book at a time
About Sarah By day I’m a sassy computer analyst in constant need of a Starbucks fix. By night I’m addicted to romances and erotica; every from sweet to taboo. I am a plethora of contradictions: polite and saucy, sweet yet naughty, intelligent though effervescent....all around full figured bombshell.
A few years ago you couldn’t pay me to pick up a book; I was so done with all the reading of educational texts and completely burned out. Now you can't pay me to stop reading. This obsession all started when I got my Kindle and realized I could read whatever, whenever and no one would know. Well, the cat is out of the bag now and everyone gets to know.
Some of my other interests include being a plus sized fashionista, completely opinionated, girly-girl who can hang with the boys, loves to watch sports while having a dirty martini, tree-hugger and animal lover.
I am a smart mouthed, wise cracking Accountant who enjoys getting lost in a good book. My reading addiction started six years ago when I was diagnosed with a disease that kept me from exercising. I read somewhere "When your body is tired, exercise the mind." Thinking this was a good idea, I decided to get a Kindle to start up my reading again but couldn't really find a genre that excited me. I remember when I was younger seeing my Grandma devouring Harlequin novels like they were going out of style. My curiosity got the best of me and I decided to try a Military Romance book. After that, I was hooked. There has been no going back. Although my sickness may come and go my love for reading remains. I enjoy books in all forms, paper, ebook (has to be a Kindle, I am a Kindle Girl all the way) and audio.
My other loves are spending time with my hubs, working out, downloading music from iTunes, and getting in trouble with my online shopping. How much online shopping, you ask? Well let's just say, the UPS guy and I are on a first name basis.
My hopes and dreams are simple to live life and party. Like they say, by party, I mean sitting in bed with a good book.
I'm a foul mouthed ex-English major who's favorite word rhymes with duck. I'm currently taking a stab at the finance world to help pay for my book and makeup addictions. I've always been an avid reader, but as I've blossomed into womanhood my love for romance and erotica has consumed me. I love it all, from the slow burning lovey dovey ones all the way to the dark kinkier sex dungeon ones. I haven't met a book I wasn't willing to try. Supernatural esque and BDSM books make my heart go pitter patter and they are sub-genres I can't refuse. Give me an alpha male with a woman who aces all forms of sarcasm and I'm putty in you hands -- bonus points if a Reverse Harem is involved.
I'm an aspiring makeup guru who embraces the curvaceous gift of a body she was given. I full heartedly believe a girl can never have too many lipsticks. True crime podcasts and ghost hunting shows are my not so guilty guilty pleasures. Avid karaoke singer who has mastered the genres of Disney and '80s hairbands, though get me tipsy and I'll become a ginger version of Busta Rhymes for you. Just like I haven't met a book I won't read, I haven't met a wine I won't drink.
Need a sarcastic comment? Need an inappropriate timed curse word? Need someone to give free wine to? I'm your woman and I'm always looking for new friends.